is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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