I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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