i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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