Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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