I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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