You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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