margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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