I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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