The maid of honor just puked.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I hate all girls vehemently.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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