Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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