Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My dick has a subreddit
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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