That's intense
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
