Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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