You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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