you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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