If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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