so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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