i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I met the friendliest cop last night
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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