fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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