you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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