She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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