Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize
