shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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