Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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