We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
God, I missed his penis.
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