we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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