you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The air was thick with penises
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
