I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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