Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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