idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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