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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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