They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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