Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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