We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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