make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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