quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
they need to just BURY HIM!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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