question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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