Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize