Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i was born a porn star she said
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
