Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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