If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I can't put those talents on a resume
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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