Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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