So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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