yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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