I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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