just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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