My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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