OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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