My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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