no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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