I wish I only lived at night.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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