Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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