I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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