I'm drive I can fine osifer
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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