Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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