i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am available for nakedness
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